Friday, December 22, 2006

The North Pole Diet

I know that you, dear readers, are wildy anxious to learn the details of the North Pole Diet. I am still doing very well following this diet, and do not intend to go back South Beach style until Tuesday. As I am Messianic, the girls get Hanukah with me and Christmas with their dog-grandparents.

Details of North Pole Diet:

1. Eat no low carb items.
2. Eat no vegetables.
3. Continue eating when you are full.
4. Eat all the high carb and high fat foods your little tummy can handle.
5. Repeat this process several times a day.
6. Snacks should be full of sugary goodness.

Glad I could help dear readers!

Hugs, love and chihuahua kisses


At 9:41 AM, Blogger Carmen said...

i can follow this, no problem! :) Happy holidays

At 9:50 AM, Anonymous Christina said...

This is one of the most appealing diets I have ever seen, LOL!

Happy Holidays!!

At 9:54 AM, Anonymous Melissa said...

You are so sweet! Thank you! Let's get together after the first of the year... I'm moving to OKC the weekend of Jan 12... so there is NO EXCUSE! :) Have a Merry Christmas!

At 10:37 AM, Blogger Dachsies Rule said...

Hmmm ... sounds like a diet around here. It shows up around Thanksgiving and stays until New Years Day. Do you think it has something to do with Christmas and Santa Paws?

Roxie, Sammy & Andy

At 10:44 AM, Blogger Kukka-Maria said...

I'm sorry, but where does the beer bong come in? I got a keg, thinking it was part of the North Pole Diet, and now I don't see it.

Crap. What am I going to do with it now? ;)

Happy Holidays to you and your pee-pad pups!

At 7:02 PM, Anonymous Denise said...

It's works!!! I'm living proof!

At 2:41 PM, Anonymous mizstarlet said...

What kind of Chihuahu is Tzeitel? I'm thinking of getting one and she sooo beautiful! Oh, by the way. I'm adding you to my list of friends. I just love your blog...I hope you don't mind?!?!Take care and have a great Holiday!

At 11:29 AM, Anonymous Debbie said...

I am well on my way with the chocolate I have been eating!

Merry Christmas and a very very very Happy New Year to you and the girls!

At 12:47 PM, Blogger Bob-kat said...

Sounds like the ideal diet for the Holiday Season!

What about empty calories, like cocktails?

At 12:15 AM, Blogger Goofy Girl said...

Hahah, that sounds like an excellent plan!

At 12:16 AM, Blogger Goofy Girl said...

PS Happy Holidays :)

At 2:13 AM, Anonymous local girl said...

I've been eating like that for years. Who knew I was a trendsetter! LOL!

At 4:25 PM, Blogger Carol said...

Boy, I love this "diet", but being past 50, I don't think my body could take it! LOL.

Your ideas sound so delish, but I have to stop eating when full. Also, I love veggies and would miss them dearly! No kidding.

Anything on Friday's menu, however, is fabulous. My husband and I go gagga over those Sesame Jack Chicken strips. I'm sure they meet your daily dietary requirements. They are mostly fat and sugar, but oh ~ are they tasty!

Hope you're enjoying your holidays!



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